Below are quips and quotes for Christmas from E. C. McKenzie's book.*
Christmas carolers sing about "peace on earth", but they do not tell us where.
The average couple splits the Christmas chores. She signs the card, and he signs the checks.
Christmas shoppers are the ones with the "brotherly shove."
Sign in front of a Chicago church- "the competition is terrible, but were still open for business."
About all you can do is dream about a white Christmas, but for most of us, it always leaves us in the red.
A Christmas shoppers complaint is always long-standing.
Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past for gotten, and his present remembered.
Always mail your Christmas gift early. It will give the receiver time to reciprocate.
Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by giving our kids rockets, machine guns, atom-bomb kits, and tanks.
Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't have a charge account.
Christmas is the time of year when both trees and husbands get trimmed. Sometimes both get lit up too.
Christmas is the time when a lot of others besides Santa find themselves in red.
All for now!!!!! :0
*copyright 1980 by Baker House Company.
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